Web Nightmares: Bloggers Never Dare Fantasize
Filed in archive Industry by noel on September 23, 2007

Dana Wallert, an active blogosphere member, shares her top 10 dreams/nightmares:
1. Every single page and post in your blog has been stumbled by 5 or more top stumblers.
2. You just received a letter from Google, and due to an error on their part, you were underpaid by $4000 on each of your last earnings checks.
3. Several of your posts have made it to the front page of Digg, and your server is still kicking!
4. Overnight the world has come to realize that Britney, Paris and Lindsay are boring, and business and marketing blogs are where it's at. Thus, all the traffic from Perez and TMZ has been redirected to you...and your server is still kicking!
5. Magically, all SPAM is real and you really have won the lotto
, received 26 million dollars from the estate of a Nigerian business man and free Viagra, Cialis and ringtones for all!6. You just received several e-mails from blogger friends congratulating you for being linked to in posts from Problogger, CopyBlogger, John Chow and DoshDosh.
7. Matt Cutts sent out an e-mail overnight letting everyone know that he was just punking everybody about the whole paid links thing, and from now on Pagerank will be updated in real time.
8. In an unprecedented effort to regain international goodwill, President Bush and the Congress have come together to immediately instate free, worldwide highspeed wi-fi connections for all!
9. All versions of Firefox, Internet Explorer, Safari and all other browsers render exactly the same all the time.
10. You never get stuck trying to come up with a number 10 on your top ten lists!
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